Neck beards, slaw and tile are not welcome here.
Anyone using the phrase ‘pop of colour’ will be ejected immediately.
On the other hand, spangly, fabulous and shiny are totally allowed. Love of unicorns will also be looked upon favourably. Rants are actively encouraged.
Step into the world of interiors for those of us who aren’t afraid to mix Ikea with Ralph Lauren (no, really, it can be done) but shun drinking anything out of a mason jar. For the love of God! They’re jars! They’re meant for storing jam and chutney.
This blog is reserved for the people who look at catwalk shows with a sense of admiration and realism. We know it looks cool, but even if we could afford it (we can’t) where the fuck would we wear it?! Same goes for interiors. A Mirrored bedside table looks awesome on a photo shoot, but in reality one fingerprint will ruin that mutherfucker.
You can use magnolia if you want. In fact, you can do whatever you want with your interiors. Just as long as you like it. They’re for you! I painted my bathroom black once. My poor old mother was horrified…for about 3 minutes and then she said it was quite cool. So there. If I can win her over, you can do whatever you bloody want.
Speaking of which, I have been known to rant a little, so I might go off topic sometimes ok? I love a new chair as much as the next gal, but sometimes I just have to tell off the world. Or post a picture of some cheesy chips, as is my want.
Let’s get real. And fabulous interiors at the same time? We can have both right?!
Welcome to the dark side of interiors. Welcome to Studio Tolston.